so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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