I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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