i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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