It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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