OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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