girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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