Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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