dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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