am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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