We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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