Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Vodka?
Forever.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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