Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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