oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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