Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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