She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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