i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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