Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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