how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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