Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
sick fucks of a feather flock together
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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