Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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