I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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