I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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