Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just found puke in my bra..
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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