I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Your cock deserves a montage
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize