Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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