i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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