He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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