Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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