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he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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