Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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