I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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