another moral hangover. fuck.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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