he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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