i think my mom watched the whole time
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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