Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
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he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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