Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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