what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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