He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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