Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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