My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
