when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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