Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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