Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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