i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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