I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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