are you still at the devil's house?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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