last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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