Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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