Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Dick very happy bro
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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