hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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