Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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