Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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