just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I want to be your penis for a week.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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